Saturday, 17 October 2009

France

back frm france! and everyones asking me how it was and to be honest, it wasnt anything special maybe bcoz ive been there already so yh.
seriously one of the most perviest places ive been LOL! my gosh. one man was bare tryna talk to me and get me to buy some keyrings of him... umm no thanks dude. then theres the 'metro guy' OMG the metro guy was so scary, i laughed soo much although i felt like crying lol. bascially some guy was apparently looking at me up and dwn and wen pple were telling me i looked at him and was like 'ummm what the hell?' lol then he started picking HIS NOSE!!! with his bare finger...picking his damn nose on public transport...so i started laughingg coz everyone else was laughing and looking at him like 'eww grose' lol so i laughed and said 'oh my!' and continued to smirk and laugh to myself...he musta noticed bcoz wen he was getting off the train he stood right in my face, with his BROKEN teeth and started making noises at me like 'ahh,err,omy! ahh' and started breathing dwn me. everyone was like :o and i just turnt my head coz he revolted me. then wen he got off everyone was like 'kelly you attract the weirdest pple' and i laughed coz i was soo shook by the whole incident. then some guy in mcd's tryed to get past me to get to his seat while i was eating, but walked so close to my face that his penis was practically nearly toushing my cheek LOOL...i was like DUDE!! and once again everyone was like 'omg kelly, you definatly attract the weird ones' LOL. i really do. then lastly while we was all eating some french goons walked past us and said something in french and i sat there like...hmmm ok then lol.
france is fucked trust me. ahh and to top it all off... I STARTED MY 'WOMANLY TIME' during the journey to paris!!! i was so pissed off...but i was prepared so its allgood. seriously i was in pain for most of the day:(
and all the teachers were fussing over me coz i was the only 'green person' there and they thought i wudnt be able to find things to eat coz french always put meat in their food...and i ddnt like pple fussing over me...it makes me feel like a burden and i dont like that :(
well at least i got a day off school and yh it was fun regaurdless of the annoying ppl.

and guess what!!! its already been Day17 :)

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